4-koma from the Rebellion Material Booklet by Ume-tentei.
What she said. and that i heard in my mind …
The /u/ thread has been extremely bountiful today.
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
A lot of people ask me what I’m afraid of the most, and I gotta say aliens are definitly on the list. Probably because they sound the most realistic to someone who has no paranormal experiences.
Think about how big the universe is. Are we really all alone?
Anyway here are some freaky, famous reported cases.
Keep in mind, these are NOT stories but things that real people have reported happening to them.
1973, Pascagoula, Mississippi Abduction
On the night of October 10, 1973, there was a UFO sighting by fifteen different witnesses who saw a strange, unknown object fly over a housing project in St. Tammany Parish, New Orleans, Louisiana.
Two fishermen, nineteen-year-old Calvin Parker, and forty-two-year-old Charles Hickson were about to have an experience that would forever change their lives.
While fishing one night, they heard a buzzing sound. When they turned around they saw a glowing egg shaped object hovering a couple feet above water
A door opened in the UFO, and to their utter amazement, three beings of unknown origin began to float toward the two.
They described them as "… about five feet tall, had bullet-shaped heads without necks, slits for mouths, and where their noses or ears would be, they had thin, conical objects sticking out, like carrots from a snowman’s head."
The beings grabbed them. Parker fainted from far but Hickson reported floating inside the UFO, as it did not have any gravity inside it. He said he floated and an eye tracking device scanned his body.
Afterwards they were returned and the two talked about their experience and reported it to the police.
1975 Sergaent Moody Abduction
On August 13, 1975, Air Force Sergeant Charles L. Moody was in the desert of Alamogordo, New Mexico, observing a meteor shower. It was 1:15 AM when he saw a glowing, metallic, saucer-shaped object lowering to the ground approximately 300 feet away.
Long story short, he got scared and tried to speed away but his car wasn’t working. He could make out a window in the UFO, and saw shadows of a human-like form.
As the UFO left, Moody was now able to start his car. Still trembling with fear, he sped away from the desert, finally arriving home.
As he entered his house, he was shocked to see that it was now 3:00 AM. Somehow, he was missing about one and one-half hours.The next day, he began to have physical problems, starting with severe pain in his lower back. A rash would break out all over his body in the next few days. Taking his problems to a physician, he was told to try a type of self-hypnosis to recover the lost one and one-half hours.
It seems that the self-hypnosis was working. Within a couple of weeks, Moody began to recall bits and pieces of his desert encounter, and felt that he had a fairly good account of what had happened to him. He now believed that after his body became numb, he had seen two beings coming towards him.
The creatures were about six feet tall, and wearing skin-tight black clothing. He had tried to fight them off, but was overcome with the numbness and went unconscious. He remembered waking inside of a craft on a table. He could not move his arms or legs. An alien creature stood by him.
This “leader” as Moody saw him, began to communicate telepathically. Moody was asked if he would stop fighting his abduction, and cooperate. With Moody’s compliance, the alien used a rod-like device on his back which stopped the paralysis.
Soon, Moody was transported to a different part of the UFO, where he was shown the alien drive unit. This drive had a long rod, and three holes in it which were covered by glass. There was a crystal-like object with a rod on both ends.
During his short tour of the alien ship, Moody was told that there was a larger mother-ship which was waiting above the Earth. The alien leader also told him that no future contact with earthlings would be made for twenty years. Also, Moody’s memory would be lost to him for several weeks after he was released. The alien then rendered him unconscious once again.
Moody was examined by Charles McQuiston, inventor of the Psychological Stress Evaluator, which allegedly proves if a person is telling the truth. McQuiston determined that Moody was indeed being truthful about his encounter.
1967 The Betty Andreasson Abduction
Betty was in her kitchen around 6:30 PM on the night of her abduction. The rest of her family-seven children, her mother and father were in the living room.
The lights in the house began to blink, and a red light beamed into the house through the kitchen window. Betty’s kids were on edge after the lights blinked, and she ran to quiet them.
Startled by the red beam, Betty’s father ran to look out of the kitchen window to see where the light was coming from. He was amazed to see five strange creatures heading toward their house in a hopping motion.
He was startled to see the creatures simply walk through the wooden door of the kitchen right into the house. In a moment, the entire family was put into a type of trance.
He was about five-feet tall. The other four were approximately a foot shorter. They had very wide eyes, small ears and noses, set in a pear-shaped head. There were only slits where their mouth should have been. They only communicated with their minds.
They did not actually walk, but floated as they moved along. Betty later would recall that she was not frightened by their presence, but instead, felt calm.Meanwhile, Betty’s mother and children were still in a state of suspended animation.When Betty seemed worried about them, the aliens released her 11-year-old daughter from the trance to assure her that no harm was being done to her family.Soon, Betty was taken by the aliens to a waiting craft, which rested on a hill outside of her home.
Betty recalls that after she was aboard the UFO outside of her house, the craft took off and joined a mother-ship. There she was subjected to a physical examination, and the victim of tests by strange equipment.
Returning home, she ran to see the rest of her family. They were yet in some kind of suspended state. All along, one of the aliens had waited behind with her family. Finally, they were released from the bonds of the trance, and the aliens left.
Betty’s case of alien abduction was very strange, yet a very good case for investigation, containing much more information than the average case. Twelve months of in-depth study went into the case.
So I’ve presented you guys with detailed versions of 3 cases of alien abduction stories.
You can read about more cases here
Do you guys have any alien stories?
If so write a post and tag it as “sixpenceee” I’d love to read about them!