the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
sam and dan
stars of the hit show Unnatural
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
being that quiet kid in class but hearing the juiciest things in other peoples conversations
Who taught you that the value of a woman is the ratio of her waist to her hips and the circumference of his buttocks and the volume of her lips? Your math is dangerously wrong. Her value is nothing less than infinite.
i’m going to watch noragami for the sole fact that one of the characters looks like ayano from kagepro
Noragami’s great! I’ve been reading the manga since it continues beyond where the anime ended (at least for now… hoping for a second season!)
Some info from the Wondercon Adventure Time panel
"It’s probably really complicated so we’ll never explain it"
Welllll fuck you too!
Happy Easter from Joy!
Reposting gets u reported (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
really. ur going to get all sentimental over the damn produce aisle. you know what items maybe also didnt want to be eaten??